First up is "themes". These have been collated via a complex algorithm based on statistical enumeration of mood, message, market factors, prevailing wind direction, aggressive/passive gap analysis and emotional-psychometric scoring. The themes are classed as:
Go For It - those themes that compel the listener to act (examples include "Go on man, just play that funky music" or "Here's an idea, why not take those skinheads off to the mega bowl?")
Comment - themes based on a comment of some sort. (examples include "what a perfect day it is today" or "do you find Peace and Love and Understanding amusing?")
First Person - themes based on the first person. (examples include "Today I feel quite good about myself" or "my nickname is Mr Space Cowboy")
Third Person - As above but from the third person perspective. (examples include "She was too young to buy alcohol")
Unknown - Is reserved for intangible themes. (there are no tangible examples of this)
Next up is key signature - always a challenging one for any band, but particularly challenging for the "more mature band". Here the issues were easier to asses and the charting below is conclusive and informative.
The one outstanding caveat in the presented results is the fact that the author (who had difficulty recalling the key of a number of songs) may have introduced an error of between 50% and 76% within the data.
The categories are Snail, Slow, MOR (middle of the road), Rocking, Quick and Blinding. Note the even distribution of data in the chart below.
A final pass through the data using a complexity mapping parser produced the final piece of insight into the underlying appeal and construction of the Dad's repertoire. The complexity analysis looked at average fretboard travel, variance to baseline parameter, breaks against splits, vocal dynamic range, the number of words to recall and a 6 dimensional array of interaction surfaces. This analysis was further weighted against the number of different chords in each song.
The map shows a significant peaking at the 3-Chords per song and 6-Chords per song datum points. This analysis is presented for further discussion and classification however, some initial conclusions are apparent. The band should place more focus on the 12-bar blues played in E at a moderate pace.
Perhaps a 30 minute version of the Joker?
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Analysis, graphs, stats...what is this new departure? Is it not from the soul, a feeling thing, just as it comes. What next? Bring in MORI to conduct an independent survey of the fan base? Another rum punch please.
Now, something a touch sensitive, money has been mentioned in amongst the blog material, and although absent in an overseas missionary sort of way, I am by no means without you in spirit, and as such belonging is not just a physical thing. And so if I still belong, then I imagine I should receive my contribution from the contributors. Please give all monies to John and I'm sure he will hold them until another day. At least he always did this so conscienciously before-times.
If this little note is detected please let us know, we're heading North now......maybe some World Cup cricket.
Lost at sea.
The above comment is from anonymous....but i suspect there may well be some coiley in there somewhere
Come on manager....one set of stats you've missed.....time Vs motion/practice Vs table tennis/Audience under 55 Vs Saga parties/Carting gear from base camp Vs woodwork & electrical engineering/downloading potential new songs Vs trying new numbers that quite frankly don't stand a cat in hell's chance of getting into the set........etc......etc....
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