Beni; ''Mum, they're not like the ones I've seen in the magazines that Dad gave me to look at......longer ...and more dangly!'' Ang; ''what magazines?'' Beni: ''Dad said Pete lent them to him''. Ang; ''What were these magazines called?'' Beni; ''Extreme XXXXXXXXXmas party games!!??''
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Pete was slightly disappointed with the roundness of his hand made snooker balls.
At only 4'3" tall, Phil felt he had a distinct advantage in the game.
Pete was aghast that he didn't have a stretchy sack like the others, and had to hold his tuber in his hands... a bit like a .... potato!
Pete wondered yet again why he had chosen to demonstrate the new super-spud planter in a room with a quarry tile floor
Angela remained serene even though it was a sight she had never before encountered in all her years as a midwife.
John was concerned he’d overstrained his hernia during final of the silly putty shitting competition.
the boys get dangling
phil says: do my balls look big in this
Steve, finding his new position at third backing vocal, tried to reach the top C only to find his potato had dropped.
Beni; ''Mum, they're not like the ones I've seen in the magazines that Dad gave me to look at......longer ...and more dangly!''
Ang; ''what magazines?''
Beni: ''Dad said Pete lent them to him''.
Ang; ''What were these magazines called?''
Beni; ''Extreme XXXXXXXXXmas party games!!??''
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